Bowling Quotes

Funny, but appropriate quotes about bowling/sushi?

I need funny quotes for my Grandpa's birthday tomorrow. The quotes have to be about bowling or sushi, which he likes. I also can't have any inappropriate stuff. Please answer and tell me who the quotes are by. Thank you in advance! ;*}

Public Comments

1. ...what I want to happen to religion in the future is this: I want it to be like bowling. It's a hobby, something some people will enjoy, that has some virtues to it, that will have its own institutions and its traditions and its own television programming, and that families will enjoy together. It's not something I want to ban or that should affect hiring and firing decisions, or that interferes with public policy. It will be perfectly harmless as long as we don't elect our politicians on the basis of their bowling score, or go to war with people who play nine-pin instead of ten-pin, or use folklore about backspin to make decrees about how biology works ~ PZ Myers Jude: Dude! That's so gross. How can you eat sushi? Caitlin: I don't even like cooked fish. Nikki: It really is revolting. Wyatt: Have you ever actually tried it? Nikki: No, but I don't have to try the public bathrooms here to know that they're disgusting. Wyatt: Fine, live in ignorance. At least I know what I'm eating. Those fries probably aren't even made from real potatoes. Jude: Yeah, but you gotta love 'em. The soul cannot live by nutrition alone. Mark my words, dude, mark my words. ~6teen One minute you're on top, the next you're sushi. Now is that fair, I ask you? ~ The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea